Trump will remain on the ballot? Activate operation Deep Throat!
They just realized that they’re fucked in November, and busted out the big guns for a last ditch Hail Mary!
Less than 2 hours after today’s historic nationally-televised US Supreme Court oral arguments revealed that the commies attempt to remove Trump from ballots has failed miserably and SCOTUS is likely to rule 9/9 unanimously in Trump’s favor, the order was given.
What a bunch of sick bastards – they made Joe’s favorite little shampoo model attache give the order herself – a bit cruel, don’t you think?
Watch her read her hostage script, somberly begging farewell in this national order, uploading Operation Deep Throat to the entire nationwide communist hive-mind with new directives – Put old Biden down, Activate Kamala.
R.I.P. President Unity
She was nervous so they cut away for 2 minutes to give her time to collect herself, while the anchors launched a couple of missiles to make sure she was committed, then she did it:
Full video first half hour of exclusive coverage:
“we’ll have some of what he did and did not remember… we’re going to have some of that after the break, it’s going to be very important.”
“trying to draw a contrast between his actions and Trumps it’s going to be very problematic”
“there are details here that are… politically… going to be very difficult… to explain here…”
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